Keith Hates Keith: Thoughts 2

Pacing back and forth in his room with an annoyed look on his face. Keith began to talk out loud to himself. 

Keith: The fuck wrong with me?  Like I know the shit I have issue with but yet and still I do nothing about it. FUCK!!! *Keith rapidly smacks hand on head.* 

Keith stops pacing and seats down on his bed. When he looks up Illusion is standing in front of him munching on some sun chips. 

Illusion: Because you hate yourself and lack motivation. It only bothers you right now because somebody likes you. Better use this but of motivation you got and get your fat ass in the gym…Fat Ass. 

Keith: Fuck off

Illusion: You know everytime I see you get in and out of a car I laugh, because you be struggling fat ass. Oh wait *jumping up and down in excitement* What about that time you struggled getting out of that one Uber a few weeks ago fat ass. I can’t remember the exact day because you forgot the date, but you remember the situation, don’t you fat ass?

Keith: *Smacks forehead rapidly* Fuck! Shut up!

Illusion puts the bag of sun chips down and sits down next to Keith. He palms Keith’s head and whispers in his ear.

Illusion: You can’t shut me up, I’m in your head fat ass. 

Keith Throws a punch at Illusion. Illusion dodges and stands up bouncing side to side laughing.

Oh you thought I was done with you? What you thought you swing and I disappear and shut up? Not today buddy, you’ll getting worse, and I’m getting stronger. 

Keith: No, you just caught me on a bad day.

Illusion: Your whole life is a bad day. You know what I say? *Pulls out a knife from thin air* No more bad days through the windpipe I slay. 

Keith:

Keith Lunges at illusion reaching for his neck. Illusion disappears sending Keith crashing into his wall putting a huge hole in the wall. 

Fuck! That’s coming out of my security deposit. 

Illusion: *Inside Keith’s head* Fat ass *Laugh Hysterically* 

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