Keith Hates Keith (A Moment Of Peace)

Keith comes into his house beaming with a spark of joy after a day of helping his friend move out of her house. He takes his jacket off and throws it across the back of a chair in his apartment before taking a seat himself. He turns on Backlash and begins to prepare himself for a night of entertainment before rushing off to bed for the night.

Keith: Damn I actually feel good right now. A moment of peace. (Keith closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, opens his eyes and sees Illusion seating across from him) Nope. (Closes eyes again)

Keith’s Illusion: I’m still here dickhead closing your eyes don’t work

Keith: I’m not doing this with you today. I had a good day. There’s no reason for you to be  here so my eyes will stay closed until you are gone. 

Keith’s Illusion: I mean was it though? I wouldn’t call using a day off to work a good day.

Keith: (Eyes still closed) It wasn’t work I was helping a friend move, and being social in the same hand breaking up the  monotony which is my life. 

Keith’s Illusion: Which is so sad. You live a sad ass life if the only time you get out of your house on the weekend is to help a friend move. (Laughing) You sad mutha fucker and you still going sit there looking like a dickhead with your eyes closed? You are still talking to yourself, you need help, my boy. 

Keith: (Opens his eyes) So it was an enjoyable moment and day let me have this one without this nonsensical mental torture you put me through. 

Keith Illusion: (Get’s up started shakin dat shit and singing) No days off. No days off. 

Keith: ( Gets up and makes his way to his room) I don’t have time for this to get the fuck out of here. 

Keith Illusion: (Still dancing) Nope. No no. Nope. No no. no days off. no days off 

Keith picks his boot, turns around and throws it at the illusion that is no longer there. The force of the throw puts a hole in the wall as the boot hits it. The song Illusion was singing was playing on repeat in the head of Keith.
Keith: (Smacking his head with his palm) ugh AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (Faint laughs are heard in the thoughts of Keith)

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