Keith Hates Keith (Said Too Much)

Keith: (On the phone): Yeah…Ok thank you…Alright talk to you later. (Hangs up the phone and puts it on the entertainment center) Yeah I definitely shared too much.

Keith put his face into his hands and screamed at the top of his lungs. Keith hears a voice coming for his TV which is turned off. He looks up and notices his reflection is grinning at him.

Keith’s Reflection: Hey buddy

Keith: (Stares at the reflection for a sec before turning around)…

Keith’s Reflection: Oh you’re going to ignore me now? 

Keith:…

Keith’s Reflection: Ok I got something for that ass. 

Keith:… (Just then Keith’s reflection walks out of frame and Keith is so startled by a hand that touches his shoulder that he falls to the ground and crab crawls backwards.) The fuck? 

Keith’s Reflection: Oh you thought you were just talking to your reflection crazy? No buddy, you are one hundred percent crazy. From the voices in your head to the talking reflection and now I’m here in the flesh that only you can see and hear. Matter fact I could have done this a long time ago, but you weren’t ready for that. I mean you still not ready based on the reaction you just gave to me touching your shoulder pussy.  

Keith gets up off the floor and sits back down on his couch and stares at the reflection that is now an illusion standing in his living room.  

Keith: Go away.

Keith’s Illusion: Yeah how many times do I have to tell you that’s never going to happen. I’m here for life, baby boy. 

Keith: Ok then why are you here now?

Keith’s Illusion: To remind you that you shared too much informace in that last conversation and that person definitely thinks you are deranged. Should of told them about me, but they prolly get you committed to Friends Hospital if you did so best you don’t speak about me

Keith: You not even real so shut up.

Keith’s Illusion: ( Laughs and leans on the wall on the other side of the living room )  But yet and still you reply like I’m actually in this room with you. Man If I could I’ll commit you myself. 

Keith: ( Stands up and stares at the Illusion )… 

Keith’s Illusion: What, you mad now? You want to hit me don’t you? You know what, I’ll give you one free shot if that makes you feel better. Go ahead, take your best shot. 

Keith walks over to his illusion and throws a straight right that connects with the wall. Leaving a huge hole in the wall and Keith’s fist throbbing from the pain of him connecting with the wall. Keith is left standing in his apartment alone and the illusion is no longer visible, but Keith hears a fading laugh in his head. Keith falls to his knees and begins to scream at the top of his lungs. 

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