Dancer Anonymous 2

We come back to see tucker and Ralph at the door of the DA (Dancer Anonymous) meeting. Ralph staring into the room with a perplexed look on his face.

Ralph – (Confused tone) Umm yeah I don’t think I want any parts of this.

Tucker – (Sarcastically) Umm I guess you don’t want no parts of the couch you sleep on in my apartment. Now go in there before you find your parts looking for another couch to be apart of.

Ralph – (Turning around) You really serious about kicking me out because dancing?

Tucker – No for dancing at psychopath hours. Now get in there before i post this.

(Shows Ralph his unposted roomate needed post.)

Ralph – (Annoyed) It says you made this post two hours ago.

Tucker – (pulls phone back) Yup because I’m not playing these games. Now get in there Ralph.

Ralph reluctantly turned around and walks into the room. The room is set up with chairs in a circle with people sitting in them. Ralph catches one of the women sharing with the group as he stands at the door.

Women – ( In tears) …So yeah I woke up and everyone was gone. Only the cleaning crew was there sweeping and mopping around me as i was laid out on the floor. I passed out for over dancing.

Counselor – Thank you Tammy for sharing. You know you can come join us.

(Ralph Looking around before pointing at himself.)

Yes you, come on over.

(Ralph walks over and joins the group.)

Well my name is Adam and I am an ex dance addict. And your name is?

Ralph – My name is Ralph.

Whole Group – Hi Ralph.

(A confused look come across Ralph face)

Adam – So what brings you to group today Ralph?

Ralph – Well my roommate got this crazy idea in his head that I have a problem and is threatening to kick me out.

Adam – Question is do you think you have a problem?

Ralph – Not at all Jack…

Adam – (Interprets Ralph) It’s Adam.

Ralph – whatever your name is, there is nothing wrong with a little popping and locking and dropping.

(Just then a man gets up begins to break dance.)

Adam – (Jumps up) Chris no! Stop it.

Tammy – (Jumps up as well) Oh he tryna battle. (starts pop locking).

Adam – Tammy he not trying to battle.

(Adam looks at the pair of twins in the group who are looking like the about to burst with excitement.)

Tony and Terry don’t do it!

(Both of them jumps up and shouts at the same time)

Tony and Terry – Dance party!!!

(Everyone in the class, but Ralph and Adam, begin dancing. Ralph looks around at everyone while adam try to get everyone to calm down.)

Ralph – See I don’t have a problem.

Adam – And why do you say that?

Ralph – Because I only dance when I listen to music.

(Ralph pulls out his phone.)

And since this is a dance party.

Adam – Ralph don’t do it.

(Ralph press play on his phone and maniac begins to play.)

Ralph – Dance party!!!!

Ralph begins to join in, and adam sits and puts his head in his hands. We go to tucker who is standing at the window of the group and we see him post the new roommate request.

Tucker – (Annoyed) He just made new friends just like him. I’m not dealing with 10 more Ralphs.

To Be Continue…

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